Sarcasm is my only defense.

Bitch

♔ Oct 15 4 days ago

I have nothing to say I’m so fucking angry.

♔ Oct 15 4 days ago

Why is it okay for your man child boyfriend to leave his disgusting, sweaty and damp socks on the couch but lord have fucking mercy I left a bowl in the sink and you’d think the god damn sky was falling. Holy shit “if I have to ask you one more time, I’m gonna be irate” for real?

♔ Oct 10 1 week ago · 1 note

If you would shut the fuck up, that’d be great.

♔ Oct 10 1 week ago

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

I’m still learning to love the parts of me that no one claps for.
—Rudy Francisco - via fuckyeahrudyfrancisco (via perfect)

cuteanimalspics:

Awesome! This made me smile.

♔ Oct 06 2 weeks ago · 83 notes

dog-pictures:

Dog Pictures #NewPost [2]

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